i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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