We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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