Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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