But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Did we literally take a cab across the street
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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