She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
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