sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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