Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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