please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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