I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
the raccoons are back...
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