Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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