you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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