ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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