HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
You ever have a fart follow you around?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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