No, you can still breathe under the balls.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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