So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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