If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
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