It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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