he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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