You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
operation have a gay friend backfired
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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