I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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