great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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