yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
