I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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