So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
there is puke in my bra ... again
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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