The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Buhtt sex?
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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