i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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