the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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