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Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
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