If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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