I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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