I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
This girl is more easily done than said...
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I am one with the molecules
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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