There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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