I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
