I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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