Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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