I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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