I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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