If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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