PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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