That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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