the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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