I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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