so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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