they need to just BURY HIM!
handjob tips. give me some.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
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