I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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