Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
He has the fingertips of a God
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