You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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