someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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