he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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