Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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